Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

Life is a series of dogs.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.