Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."

As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone, as we all are on the planet, after all. Every atom in us is originally from a star. And during my moments of aloneness, I'm most mindful of that; that I'm just another group of matter randomly but wonderfully arranged. That's when I feel my immortality.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.