The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.

To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

The status quo sucks.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.