The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

More people write poetry than read it.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.

Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.