And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.