People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!