We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?