Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.