I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.
George CarlinWhenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.
George CarlinGrass [marijuana] probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.
George Carlin