They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.

I think we overrate ourselves in terms of our abilities and capacities. I mean, just because you can build a really swell bridge doesn't, to my way of thinking, mean that you're an advanced civilization.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?