They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.