Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.