Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved - to teach it, probably, Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.