Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.