Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George CarlinNo one has to come see my shows who doesn't like me talking about white Christians. They are free not buy a ticket. They're free to leave at any time. So I'm not imposing anything on anyone. Therefore I feel free to cross the line.
George CarlinMy left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.
George Carlin