Your home is your refuge.

If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!

That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.