No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

I drink to make other people interesting.

There is no legimate actor who can resist the powerful lure of the movies. It isn't the money that fetches him. It isn't the great publicity. It is simply this: the movies enable an actor to look at himself.