Art is the sex of the imagination.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

I drink to make other people interesting.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

Great drama is the souvenir of the adventure of a master among the pieces of his own soul.