All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Drama - what literature does at night.

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.