The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.