I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.