I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.