Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

I drink so the others become interesting.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.