Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

I drink to make other people interesting.