If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman and then George Michael. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row.