There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman and then George Michael. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.

If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.