What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.