If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.