If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
Gilbert GottfriedI just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
Gilbert GottfriedWith me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.
Gilbert Gottfried