I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Nothing can help my comedy.