If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.