I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.