My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street.
Gilbert GottfriedIf I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
Gilbert GottfriedA lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
Gilbert Gottfried