I always felt bad for Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa lived a whole life helping starving children and dying villages, but she could never be declared a saint 'cause she never actually performed a miracle. And it was towards the end, she was desperate to perform a miracle, so she would go up to starving children and go, 'What's that behind your ear? It's a quarter!

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.