I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
Gilbert GottfriedIf I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
Gilbert GottfriedI found out about Jonathan Winters death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashians divorce before she did.
Gilbert Gottfried