I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.