Nothing can help my comedy.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.