If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.
Gilbert GottfriedThe pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
Gilbert GottfriedI don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.
Gilbert Gottfried