Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.