The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.
Gilbert GottfriedIf someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.
Gilbert GottfriedAny misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
Gilbert Gottfried