Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.