Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

Nothing can help my comedy.

I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.