Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.