With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Nothing can help my comedy.

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.