I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.