Nothing can help my comedy.
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.