There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.
Gilbert GottfriedI'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
Gilbert GottfriedI've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
Gilbert Gottfried