I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.

If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.