I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.