I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street.

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.