I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.

Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'