Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

At the Last Supper how come no one sat on the other side of the table? See, I think originally there were people sitting on the other side but those were the people going, You know, the air conditioning hits me right on the back on the neck.

You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.