Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.

Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.