Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?