Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.