If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.
I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.