I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
Gilbert GottfriedI always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.
Gilbert GottfriedI'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.
Gilbert GottfriedI can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
Gilbert Gottfried