I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.