I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher