I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.