Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.