With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.