With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.