I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.