I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.
I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?