The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.