It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.