It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.