It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.