It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.