They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.