They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.