The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.