My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
Gracie AllenA friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie AllenWhen my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen