Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."