The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?