The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.