The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.