The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.