The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.