A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.