A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.