A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.