A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.