A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.