I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.