Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.