A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.