Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.