Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.