Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.