Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.