Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.