Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.