Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.