Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.