Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.