Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.