This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.
You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.