It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.
Gracie AllenSmartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie AllenI don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Gracie AllenA friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie Allen