Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.