A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.