A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.