A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.