A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.