A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.