A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.