A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.